twilightly:

twilightrenaissance:

FORKS,
WASHINGTON—An
early review confirmed Friday
that the
upcoming remake of Twilight was
just 90 minutes of
protagonist Isabella Swan
wearing layers of flannel
shirts and huge coats while walking through
a misty forest.
“After the opening credits roll, it’s really just an hour and a
half of Bella
in oversized clothes wandering through scenic
woods,”
said The Independent reviewer Christina Gordon, confirming that the
fantasy drama—which offers no discernible dialogue—features a moody indie
folk
soundtrack.
While criticizing the film’s lackluster narrative, Gordon praised
the “breathtaking finale,” in which Bella
completes her 90-minute journey by rushing directly into the embrace
of a troubled-looking but incandescently

beautiful vampire girl.
(Source: The Golden Onion)

god i cant wait to see this

Question: are pea crisps prepared from entire pea pods that are mystically transformed in the baking process, or extruded into a pod-shape mechanically? I believe there is enough variety in the pod shapes for it to be the former, but my friend thinks the latter because there is no evidence inside the crisp of the individual peas within the pod.
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theauspolchronicles:

It’s always sad when lower/middle income earners vote for right wing parties, or when people of colour/immigrants vote for right wing parties, or when women vote for right wing parties, or when farmers vote for right wing parties, etc because… they’ve been mislead into thinking these parties that exist for the sake of rich white racists and big businesses will somehow help them and… they don’t. They just don’t. And politics is a constant struggle between one side of the coin convincing people “hey, just let me stab you and use your bleeding body to prop up the rich” and the other side going “please, please let us have some decency and respect for those who have it hard” while the other side goes “nah, don’t listen to those hippy idealist crack pots. Just come within stabbing distance, trust me.”

bixgirl1:

fantom-ftnoise:

whiskyandwildflowers:

fleamontpotter:

siniristiriita:

It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.

It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.

hedwig is just a furby on a string

The longer I look at this the better it gets!!!!

Oh look, Voldemort finally got himself some shoes…

Harry! Is in Cher’s outfit! From Clueless!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂