I had to go to Southland the other day for some reason I can’t remember – oh wait, it was kmart! – anyway, I was walking through it with Lee and I said to him that I feel like shopping centres are the opposite of liminal spaces. Like, shopping centres are somehow even more mundane than mundanity, they’re like, rooted down in mundanity. Even if spooky shit happened in a shopping centre, the fact it happened there would rob it of any spookiness.
Like, even when they’re empty or at night or whatever. You could lock me in a shopping centre with no other humans and I’d mostly be annoyed about the inconvenience. You could have some fucking demon materialize in front of me in that situation and I’d just be like “hey mate, you’re stuck in here too huh?” and then we’d probably just hang out and chat.
Like honest to god a pack of ghosts rattling chains could materialize around me at a shopping centre and I’d just be like “fuck off guys I have a headache and I really just want to get what I need from kmart and go home ok take your loud flashmob elsewhere”.
for some reason i definitely thought this was going to be one of those fuckin… infinite chocolate things. or like, some really weird trick involved. literally it’s just “put the tomatoes in some dirt and they grow into MORE TOMATOES 😱” which like… yea… that IS how plants work but i don’t know if it’s a life hack
THIS #LIFEHACK IS TOO POWERFUL YOU WILL LITERALLY GET AN ENDLESS SUPPLY
grocery stores hate him! local man discovers gardening
one of my favorite people ever ♥ the lovely @mcmanatea
have some butch lesbians ♥
First day since getting the fitbit that I’ve been under 1000 steps. Sick in bed with a chest infection and not able to do much except sleep. Tomorrow will be better! (at Williamstown, Victoria, Australia)
Verylisa 