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scarletjedi:

breelandwalker:

icantsumupmyfandomsinonenamee:

bootrear:

friendlytroll:

zooophagous:

askgraphiteknight:

themostemotionaldarkness:

this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion, i love him

Dude’s a beast.

This guy is really fuckin’ good at husking coconuts holy shit

this was so joyful and tough at the same time I kinda exected him to open the coconut by yelling so joyfully it just splits open

I love his flower omg

I seriously couldn’t stop smiling you have to watch this video it is important

This single-handedly cured today’s depressive episode.

i have no love for coconuts (sorry) but this dude is awesome

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

sharpestrose:

redgrieve:

lierdumoa:

greenbryn:

whatthecurtains:

cthullhu:

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

“It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written”

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

@nightlovechild

This is a legit psychology phenomenon tho like there’s a stop motion version of Alice and Wonderland that adults find viscerally horrifying, but children think is nbd. It’s like in that ‘toy story’ period of development kids are all kind of high key convinced that their stuffed animals lead secret lives when they’re not looking and that they’re sleeping on top of a child-eating monster every night so they see a movie like Coraline and are just like “Ah, yes. A validation of my normal everyday worldview. Same thing happened to me last Tuesday night. I told mommy and she just smiled and nodded.”

Stephen King had this whole spiel i found really interesting about this phenomenon about how kids have like their own culture and their own literally a different way of viewing and interpreting the world with its own rules that’s like secret and removed from adult culture and that you just kinda forget ever existed as you grow up it’s apparently why he writes about kids so much

blanketflowerbees:

noivern:

carbisari:

blanketflowerbees:

tbh???? chickens are the best pets??

they

  • wag their tails (yes!!! like dogs!!!! they do it when they are exited or happy)
  • love eating treats and love whenever you pretend to peck things
  • get very attached to certain ppl, will think ur their mom
  • run around like dinosaurs??????? i don’t know if this is just my chickens but they are very dramatic when they run??
  • make VERY weird noises,,, like honking, purring, clucking, and peeping (soft peeping, they still think they are baby chicks)
  • will give you lots of pretty feathers 
  • eat bugs
  • you can pet them, v soft
  • like a tiny pet dinosaur

@noivern

additions:

  • if u raise them from small (or sometimes just anyway) you are Forever Mum and they will jump up on ur back and go to sleep
  • and preen you, rearrange your clothes and hair sometimes
  • dont like dealing with spiders in house? go outside. pick up chicken. hold chicken in vicinity of spider. spider vacuumed up in about 0.3 seconds.
  • make amusing Warning Noise when a Bad Bird goes overhead. sometimes this is something sensible like a raptor. sometimes it is a startling blackbird, or maybe nothing (maybe chickens can see extradimensional birds? unsure)
  • when chicken mama has babby chicken and they get in her feathers and poke their heads out
  • rooster is Very Protective but also thinks that maybe anything that peeps is Potential Flock Babies. has been known to bring food for goslings and ducklings
  • actually roosters in general are very cute. find food and go beep beep beep so ladies can find it. if you give him a nice treat he wont eat it and will go find a lady to give it to.

👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!