Small talk notes

listing-to-port:

1. Thanks, it has pockets, not Yes, it’s a lot less sweaty than the others.

2. Fine thank you, how are you? not I’m still wondering if I inhaled a small fly a couple of hours ago but if I did it doesn’t seem to have caused any problems, do you know if there are any lasting problems associated with breathing in flies?

3. Oh, that’s sad to hear, not Interestingly, sloths can be green.

4. That sucks, I hope it gets better soon, not I will reply to your statement when I have a perfect answer, and not before.

5. Well done, that’s amazing, not Let me tell you about the time that I did something like that but also the fighter jet I was piloting at the same time was on fire.

6. Yes, I worked really hard for it, not Well that was a weird fluke, I hope nobody will be too angry when they find out the truth.

7. Oh, nothing in particular, not I was wondering if anyone has ever had to give a cat some flea treatment on an Olympic running track.

8. I’d love to, thank you, not Actually you’re wrong.

tenderfacemeat:

wifestre:

dreamofhircine:

dreamofhircine:

elon musk’s months-long very public breakdown reached a fresh peak today when he accused one of the divers in Thailand of being a pedophile in response to criticism of his metal death-tube

the greek democracies used to have this mechanism called ‘ostracism’ where everyone would just get real fed up with one particular rich asshole’s shit, someone would call for an ostracism, and everyone would get together and write the dude’s name on a pottery shard, toss it into a container and then have it be tallied up later to determine a yay-or-nay

there didn’t have to be a specific charge, no crime needed to be committed, you just had be such a tremendously unbearable shithead that everyone in the city decided to just officially exile you for ten years and send you packing

we should seriously consider bringing this back it would solve a lot of problems

Exile him to where though? In the modern world where could he be sent to really exclude him from society. Really we’d end up having to help him build a Martian colony, and he’d only win from that

i hear there’s a cave in thailand