showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.
anyway one time i convinced my ex bf that there was a movie called “the turgle” starring matt damon and i showed him this movie poster that i edited and he believed me
SO THIS WAS THE MOVIE POSTER FOR DEADPOOL 2 AT THE MOVIE THEATRE IN MY TOWN
THEY MADE IT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THE ACTUAL POSTER NEVER GOT HERE
that is such a deadpool move i thought it was a real fucking poster
Let me introduce you to the most evil word in the English language: ‘Just.’ Stick it near the beginning of some advice, and you can turn someone else’s vicious lifelong struggle into a trivial task they should feel ashamed for not having mastered by now.
please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms
i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video
Trying to work out how I feel about these cat ears that I have added to this hat. I have four of these hats that are supposed to have cat ears added to them and I don’t know if this is the right way to do it. They seem a bit small and too close together. What do you think?