“School told my son that he could be a bird next year if he wanted to…”
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stop me if you’ve heard this one but men will search for women who are full of joy and confidence so they can leech off of it and then after they’ve left her empty and burned out and drained of all the life that once existed behind her eyes they’ll say she isn’t the woman they fell in love with
Ok so earthbenders can metal bend, waterbenders can blood bend, and firebenders can lighting bend. What special thing can an airbender do?
fart bend
Hoisted by my own Picard.
Paha!
OH MY GODDDDDDDA;FDIJOA;OFDIJA;
oh my god oh my GOD
GODDAMMIT
That made me laugh so hard I nearly had to Number One.
The actual art is called “Hoisted By His Own Picard” by HillaryWhiteRabbit.
Oh snap, correction. I assumed that was the original artist. Thanks!
You are now 18, standing on the precipice,
trembling before your own greatness.
who say you are too young and delicate
to make anything happen for yourself.
They don’t see the part of you that smolders.
Don’t let their doubting drown out the sound
of your own heartbeat.
Your bravery builds beyond you. You are needed
by all the little girls still living in secret,
writing oceans made of monsters and
throwing like lightening.
You are stronger than the world has ever believed you to be.
The world laid out before you to set on fire.
All you have to do
is burn.
This is your call to leap.
There will always being those
You are the first drop of a
hurricane.
You
don’t need to grow up to find greatness.
― Clementine Von Radics
Forget Coffins! This Company Will Swirl You Into Beautiful Glass Creations When You Die
Welp, this is just about all I want in death.
Like, I want to be made into a beautiful glass thing. I want to be something treasured for a long time and rarely talked about. I want to live in the home of someone who loved me, and touched now and then in silent memory.
I want people to forget that I’m in there, I want the memory of what I am to pass out of the family’s knowledge. I want to be given away, and put out in a thriftstore somewhere.
I want someone to buy my ashes for $4.99 and put me in a window and love the colors. I want to cast beautiful, fractious and curving sunlight across the wall, sparkling and glowing and shimmering, depending on the time of day. I want someone to take a picture of me with the moon behind me, luminous and mysterious.
I want a witch to buy me and put me in her work room. I want an artist to leave me on their worktable. I want to inspire people and make them smile. I want to be warm from sunlight or chilly from the cool air. I want to be packed in newspaper carefully when they move. I want to be given as a holiday or graduation present to someone’s kid, I want to be given as a housewarming gift as a reminder of home.
And god, then, hopefully some day, I want to roll off the table, I want that globe to crack.
And then I want to haunt the living shit out of the future.
Holy shit, the comment made this sixty times more awesome and now I want this to be done to me too.
entrap my soul in the swirl orb
Trap my ashes into the glass void
Elodie Under Glass: Literal Version
Forget Coffins! This Company Will Swirl You Into Beautiful Glass Creations When You Die
pls stop acting like being chronically ill/disabled is just a lack of effort to be healthy. stop telling chronically ill people they could be healthy if they tried harder, if they thought more positively, if we just believed we can get better we totally would!, if we got out of the house, ate this or that, did yoga, if we drank more water… stop. it’s likely nobody asked for your opinion, we know more about our illness than you do and if there was a way for us to get better we’d be the ones knowing about it.
I love when people are all “you’d get better if you did yoga” or took vitamins or something. Bitch, do you think I haven’t tried that? I have tried literally everything for my illness and pain. I see five different doctors for that shit. I’ve got a MS and I have used some hella non-scientific alternative treatments for my pain. I once took pills that were made up of sulphur and flying squirrel poop to help my pain. (They didn’t work, obvi, but I tried.)
I’m already sick of trying, but along comes Janet or whoever who’s like HAVE YOU TRIED KALE and fuck you. Yes. I have. Have you tried acknowledging that some people just DON’T GET BETTER?
After a lot of effort, Owlcroft Glass Forge is now formally up. This means that I am selling handworked glass and artwork through Etsy and Redbubble. Thus starts the journey!
Owlcroft on Etsy
Owlcroft on RedbubbleI still need to hand carve the sign that will hang outside the front of the Forge areas – both hot glass and metalwork are on the cards here at Owlcroft. In addition, I’ve been working on accurate depictions of local orchids and illustrative work on commission.
So what is first out the gate here at Owlhome? Well, firstly, I need to finish my commission work, but after that I was thinking that what we could really do with is a competition…
Until then, have a couple of suggestions – one is that you can grab prints of the Kelpie from Redbubble!
The other is that I made a necklace to go with my water horse!
You want a Kelpie? You have a Kelpie.
You want a Kelpie’s pretty necklace? You have it (Ps, you better run).Comment below and tell me what you think of both, and if there are any ideas you would like to see me explore with both illustration and glass work together.
The politician, who previously believed she could go under the radar simply by virtue of no one having heard of her before, has come under fire for it being unclear what her citizenship status was.
This has made her the… whatever-th person to be part of this scandal. Legal experts have labelled it as “just another in a long list, like I don’t know at this point.”
“It’s just not cool anymore,” an auspol hipster said
as they sipped their cruelty free soy late and flipped another page of a biography of William Morris Hughes. “I used to be into dual nationality scandals when they were fresh, when they were new, and no one had even heard of Section 44 of the constitution – especially not even our politicians. But now it’s all over the news and everyone’s joining in! Ugh!”
Verylisa 