severalowls:

zetadar:

severalowls:

If you successfully reanimate somebody with their mind and body intact then don’t ever call yourself a necromancer. You’re a fucking cleric and don’t belong in our community.

this is lich-exclusionist and i will not have it, just cause i managed to keep my mind through the process of lichdom it doesn’t make me any less a necromancer, not only that the creation of a cadaver allows me to keep the minds of whoever i reanimate intact but still under my control, reapeat after me 👏IF 👏YOU 👏 REANIMATE👏WITH👏 CONSCIOUSNESS👏YOU 👏 ARE 👏 VALID👏

I am sick of liches derailing my post and making it all about them.

This is a post for necromancers and if you have cast off the shackles of mortality then you can’t still call yourself a necromancer. Undead and necromancer are mutually exclusive identities and if you are a lich you need to make your own community with vampires lords etc. and leave us the hell alone.

Oh and living thralls are NEVER valid. That is enchantment. Read a
grimoire, idiot.

shamrockjolnes:

“First the White House communications directors were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one, the Mooch…was a week. In four days we should be seeing them every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within seven days.”

liveship:

nudityandnerdery:

jetgreguar:

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror

Bet you didn’t see that coming

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The thing about using Captain Holt as a reaction image is you don’t know if he’s saying “I’m so disappointed in you for making that joke” or “This is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, I can barely contain the laughter.”

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