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Oh boy oh boy oh boy (at Kodama Coffee)
if u don’t like Hufflepuffs then u must not like acceptance, honesty, equality, loyalty, easy kitchen access and lovely cozy hobbit holes and if u don’t like any of those things then u must be a very sad person and i will invite u into our cozy badger tunnel and nab u some cauldron cakes and butterbeer from the kitchens next door and listen to ur troubles until u feel a lil less sad

They never had a chance
what happened in 1845?
That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.
Sympathy is only for the able.
People only care that you are sick as long as you are going to get better. Once they find out it is a forever thing, their sympathy suddenly has an expiration date.
On Doctors and Dates
I just broke up with my allergist, and the reception lady seemed really surprised. But I have the same rules for doctors as I do for dates which is that I need:
1. To feel respected
2. To feel like they are listening
3. For them to be polite
That’s my minimum of what I need in any sort of relationship, and this doctor was 0 for 3, so I dumped her.
I’m not all about telling people how to live life, but mine improved so much when I adopted these rules and I highly recommend them
This is awesome and definitely something to keep in mind!




