neilnevins:

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

rafi-dangelo:

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I wear ripped jeans to the office because I’m a disrespectful Millennial.

Today’s office outfit is this $5 dress I got at Old Navy because it’s eight thousand degrees outside and my balls deserve air.

I took these pants and boots from my step brother.

Don’t mind me, just keeping the undercarriage well-ventilated.

Oh this is my Instagram.  

https://www.instagram.com/rafidangelo/

I’ve been trynna be more active on there this past summer.

📷 🎶 I eat my sugar cereal but it makes my teeth bacterial…

This thing is soft af like pyjamas and I feel very Elegant White Woman in it.

This outfit says African Studies professor who also minored in dance and has a 20% stake in a vegan bakery.