gallusrostromegalus:

• “Caravaggio was the BEST renaissance painter, because he knew his shit.  Literally.  Look at this painting, he’s painted shit on everything, even Saint Peter!”
• “For those of you fortunate enough to Not grow up catholic, a baptism is where you mist a baby like an orchid to keep it from going to hell.”
• “You get Extra Credit for you eerily comprehensive knowledge of Muppets.  Now stop talking.”
• “GOD I love flying buttresses.  They’re so melodramatic!”
• “I don’t call him “Da Vinci” because that means “From Vinci”.  That’s like calling Steve “Of Greeley” instead of his real name and that’s just rude.  And not just because Greeley is Awful.”
• “Michelangelo was really depressed because his job sucked.  Also because he was a bit of a douche, but mostly the job.  He should have been doing literally anything else.”
• “Everything can be improved with a Simpson’s reference!”
• “Send me Memes, I like having recent content in my lectures.”
  *Next day* “Stop sending me memes. Please.”
• *whilst angrily pointing at a picture of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles* “The Turtles have all their names mixed up for their personalities and frankly that’s embarrassing.  The techie should be Leo, the Flirt should be Raphael, The Boring Leader Dude should be Donatello and the angry one should be Carvaggio because that asshole literally spent his life drunk, fighting people and blackmailing cardinals.  Carvaggio was the BEST.”
• “I could have studied in Rome. I could be trying to match boxes of broken dicks to statuary.  Instead of dicks I have you assholes.”
• “Warhol was, as you young people say, A Troll.  The art is not the Art, the Outrage is the Art.  Which is kind of a Dick Move, which we old people say too.”
• “Remember Kids- mental illness and heavy metal poisoning are not actually substitutes for Talent and Hard Work! Get therapy and don’t drink your paint water!”

suprcorp:

the older i get the more i understand the weird shit my grandma says like she say “some people have never cleaned a bathroom in their life and it shows when they speak” and honestly? tea.

elodieunderglass:

drewdrawsstuff:

elodieunderglass:

gohst-prncss-awez:

interachel:

mattfractionblog:

lewisandquark:

So I’ve been training this neural network to generate cookbook recipes by letting it look at tens of thousands of existing recipes.

The generated titles can get a bit odd.

There’s a creativity variable I can set when the network is generating new recipes, and when I set it low, it comes up with its best guess at the most quintessential recipe titles:

Cream Cheese Soup
Cream Of Sour Cream Cheese Soup
Chocolate Cake (Chocolate Cake)
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chicken Chicken Cake
Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake
Chocolate Chips
Chocolate Chips With Chocolate Chips

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

ONE COMPLETE MEAT CIRCLE AND A CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CAKE PLEASE

This reads like @liartownusa

I can’t stop laughing as I read this Anthony is so annoyed

Beasy Mist! Just like Mom used to make!

Is the asterisk next to Star* indicating that it’s a spicy dish due to be a flaming ball of gas or is it just a footnote to tell you if there are orbital mass side dishes included?

It’s a wildcard

reversalitea:

holetoastrangeuniverse:

audreyjensensgirl:

audreycalmdown:

audreyjensensexual:

audreycalmdown:

audreyjensensexual:

audreyjensensgirl:

audreyjensensexual:

audreycalmdown:

audreyjensensexual:

audreycalmdown:

audreyjensensgirl:

audreyjensensexual:

audreyjensensgirl:

let boys cry.

cuddle boys while they cry.

tell boys they’re pretty.

Give boys flowers

take boys on cute dates

Let boys wear makeup

compliment boys on their bodies

let boys wear crop tops

call boys beautiful

Let boys wear earrings

let boys pierce their bellies

Let boys paint their nails

let boys be belly dancers

let boys be themselves

this thread is so perfect.